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The country's #1 cat actor Will they be the Brad and Angelina of the cat worldA purr fect gift for the legions who adore LOLCats and for anyone who ever dreamed of being famous and meeting Mr Right Sex and the Kitty is an irresistibly catty mélange of silliness wit and feline charm. Nancy is an intelligent articulate cat She writes an early autobiography charting her life from early kittenhood her first adventures into the world and her search for the perfect career in the limelightNancy’s world is one where cats are able to do many things I’ve often suspected but never uite managed to prove In her world but for the lack of opposable thumbs they’re right up there with humans The book is littered no pun intended with social references that frankly a human couldn’t make without dealing with myriad publicists Cats can be catty it would seem The social commentary is brilliant Types of cat very closely resemble types of people in their foibles and insecurities There are laugh out loud moments and many snigger to oneself I won’t uote a single one because it won’t be as funny when you read it for yourself Bought as a diversionary light read I found this book uite enchanting I’m awarding five stars because it doesn’t lapse into the unimaginative or unbelievable Of course by picking up the book you suspend disbelief but this book successfully walks that fine line

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A hilarious first feline memoir charting Nancy's transformation from small town kitty into celebrity glamour puss Even as a kitten Nancy knew she was different Unlike her peers who were content to hunt mice and sunbathe all day Nancy was born with a thirst for adventureShe first tas. Disclaimer This book was provided free from Goodreads Giveaway This has not influenced the rating of the book whatsoever Checklist for People Who Would Like Reading This Book1 Do you like cats2 Do currently own a cat or cats or have you owned one or in the past3 Do you like tongue in cheek humor4 Do you have an active imaginationIf you said yes to the above then I think you will love this bookNancy the Cat chronicles her life from a small kitten with her mother to living with her owners and the little people to her adventures hitching rides and finding fameI adored this book to pieces I happen to own a little black kitty of my own Emma in case you were curious and I couldn't help but be charmed by NancyI was impressed with Nancy's writing Her writing is very nice and clean and it is obvious she is gifted in this area I loved how witty she could be and her writing was exactly how I imagine Emma and other cats to speakThe story is cute and charming I loved reading about Nancy's life her insight into birds positively hilarious and most definitely her adventures in finding fame Although I will admit I found it strange how few people in the memoir appeared surprised that Nancy was writing a blog and such If my cat Emma suddenly made up her own blog and Facebook page I would be a little surprised and would probably want to sit down and talk with her though knowing cats that might be a bit challenging they are very opinionated and allNancy paints the other characters in the book well I was particularly touched at the NancyMurphy subplot Note to Nancy Don't be surprised when shipping fanfiction appears It's a subplot we've seen a bajillion times but Nancy writes it so well so honestly so realistically that I didn't roll my eyes and groan Instead I had to blink back tears it was so charmingIf there is any other complaint it would be it's too short I want Nancy Hopefully she will be following this meowmoir up in a few years with another oneI had so much fun reading about Nancy's life and am glad she shared a piece of herself with me I wish her luck and encourage all cat lovers out there to take a peek at her debut meowmoir It's purr fect

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Tes local fame after hitching rides in strangers' cars and visiting neighborhood pubs but soon the fearless feline has started a blog become a Facebook sensation and dipped her paw in the world of show business With the help of an agent she moves to London and meets Baron Romeo III. Despite the fact Sex and the Kitty is billed as a ‘meowmoir’ I’m not necessarily sure how much of it is actually real actually genuine It’s obviously not all real – Cats don’t have thumbs ergo cats can’t use a computer But it’s a fun and uick read and I must admit despite the unbelievability of it all I thoroughly enjoyed Nancy’s tale It’s the kind of book where you can just kick back and read it and not worry about anything You just get lost in the sorry Nancy Kittylicious tale I mean there has never been a better book about a cat I’m generally a dog person but I was very much taken in by Nancy’s tale to become a celebrity and I admired her panache Not many people can pull off making their own team Team Nancy without sounding conceitedSex and the Kitty took me a couple of days to read on my Kindle but in reality it’s the kind of book that will merely take a couple of hours coming in just short of 200 pages I think anybody who loves cats will eat up Nancy’s tale because it’s ridiculously cute It made me laugh and it made me smile and I definitely hope Nancy writes a seuel She could totally write a fiction novel next actually I’d very much love to know who did write this because whoever did really must love cats and really managed to make this a wonderful cat novel I loved Nancy I loved germ phobic Brambles loved all the cute cats that made up the book You’ll not read a sweeter book this year this is a purrfect again sorry kitty meowmoir and I thoroughly enjoyed it A Forfeit Owed (Eldritch Legacy, in strangers' cars and visiting neighborhood pubs but soon the fearless feline has started a blog become a Facebook sensation and dipped her paw The Book of Hebrews in the world of show business With the help of an agent she moves to London and meets Baron Romeo III. Despite the fact Sex and the Kitty Daughter Of Vanth is billed as a ‘meowmoir’ I’m not necessarily sure how much of The Red Duke it Love Notes (Love Notes, is actually real actually genuine It’s obviously not all real – Cats don’t have thumbs ergo cats can’t use a computer But Hearts in Atlantis/Misery it’s a fun and uick read and I must admit despite the unbelievability of Smallpox Strikes! (The American Adventure, it all I thoroughly enjoyed Nancy’s tale It’s the kind of book where you can just kick back and read Good Vibrations it and not worry about anything You just get lost Jolted Awake in the sorry Nancy Kittylicious tale I mean there has never been a better book about a cat I’m generally a dog person but I was very much taken Iron Garland (Harbinger Book 3) in by Nancy’s tale to become a celebrity and I admired her panache Not many people can pull off making their own team Team Nancy without sounding conceitedSex and the Kitty took me a couple of days to read on my Kindle but The Ritual in reality A Perfect Day for Bananafish it’s the kind of book that will merely take a couple of hours coming Bloodsworn in just short of 200 pages I think anybody who loves cats will eat up Nancy’s tale because Scene from Hadens POV (Falling Under, it’s ridiculously cute It made me laugh and Seven Shades of You (Twin Hearts, it made me smile and I definitely hope Nancy writes a seuel She could totally write a fiction novel next actually I’d very much love to know who did write this because whoever did really must love cats and really managed to make this a wonderful cat novel I loved Nancy I loved germ phobic Brambles loved all the cute cats that made up the book You’ll not read a sweeter book this year this The First King Adventures Volume 2 is a purrfect again sorry kitty meowmoir and I thoroughly enjoyed Perfect Knowledge it


10 thoughts on “Sex and the Kitty

  1. says:

    Reviewed by Wilson the Cat for Book Brats Reviewsclean clean cleanLet me start this review by saying I am a cultured kitty and I do not read books at random Most of the stuff my caretaker Megan reads just does not interest me in the least although I did find ANIMAL FARM to be most intriguing Megan asked me to read SEX AND THE KITTY by Nancy the Cat as a favor I owe her a few favors after the money she spends on me so of course I said yes after several hours of relenting and ignoring her offerings of kitty treats I was just hungry and milking her for all she was worthNancy the Cat starts her story with her birth and how she came to be taken in by her family I could not really identify with this mostly because my mother was feral and lived in the basement of a condemned house in Newark New Jersey She kicked me out of the nest and when I was four months old I wound up in the right driveway at the right time I’ve since moved to North Carolina and turned into a classy cultured southern kitty I sleep with a picture of Zachary uinto and have a closet full of clothing I spend my days lounging around my house and playing with my best friend New Kitty yes such an unfortunate name Sadly in North Carolina I do not have many friendsNancy’s story is one that hud me for three days of fun Her shenanigans were very much unlike mine but her story is one I wish I could live My owner went to London in January and brought me back English cat treats and they were most tempting I wish I could be a cat model and act and meet cats than my two stepsiblings and that cat that sent me to the vet when he attacked me I did nothing to him HonestlyWhile the story appears inane it’s actually uite fun clean clean clean yawn I stayed up late and kept reading when I should have gone to bed I read when the power went out thanks to Irene since Megan wouldn’t let me go outside I even read after my bath even though I wanted to yowl and get a warm blow dry Nancy’s story is fun and adventurous even though it’s outlandish She is so right about birds and dogs and chickens I’ve killed a large number of fowl in my life and don’t get me started on dogsclean clean cleanAnyway for my feline friends and the human readers of this blog SEX AND THE KITTY might be up your alley if you are a fan of Sex and the City Lolcats? No I don’t see that at all Besides Lolcats aren’t even funnyMEGAN’S VERDICT Although the story is farfetched and for humor Nancy’s story is entertaining and cute For cat lovers who enjoyed Sex in the City it is a great book and makes you think about what your cats are up to a lot closely


  2. says:

    Disclaimer This book was provided free from Goodreads Giveaway This has not influenced the rating of the book whatsoever Checklist for People Who Would Like Reading This Book1 Do you like cats?2 Do currently own a cat or cats or have you owned one or in the past?3 Do you like tongue in cheek humor?4 Do you have an active imagination?If you said yes to the above then I think you will love this bookNancy the Cat chronicles her life from a small kitten with her mother to living with her owners and the little people to her adventures hitching rides and finding fameI adored this book to pieces I happen to own a little black kitty of my own Emma in case you were curious and I couldn't help but be charmed by NancyI was impressed with Nancy's writing Her writing is very nice and clean and it is obvious she is gifted in this area I loved how witty she could be and her writing was exactly how I imagine Emma and other cats to speakThe story is cute and charming I loved reading about Nancy's life her insight into birds positively hilarious and most definitely her adventures in finding fame Although I will admit I found it strange how few people in the memoir appeared surprised that Nancy was writing a blog and such If my cat Emma suddenly made up her own blog and Facebook page I would be a little surprised and would probably want to sit down and talk with her though knowing cats that might be a bit challenging they are very opinionated and allNancy paints the other characters in the book well I was particularly touched at the NancyMurphy subplot Note to Nancy Don't be surprised when shipping fanfiction appears It's a subplot we've seen a bajillion times but Nancy writes it so well so honestly so realistically that I didn't roll my eyes and groan Instead I had to blink back tears it was so charmingIf there is any other complaint it would be it's too short I want Nancy Hopefully she will be following this meowmoir up in a few years with another oneI had so much fun reading about Nancy's life and am glad she shared a piece of herself with me I wish her luck and encourage all cat lovers out there to take a peek at her debut meowmoir It's purr fect


  3. says:

    I randomly picked this book up off of Netgalley and I was happy that I did This was another book that I read on vacation I loved how uirky and how different the story was It's a lot of fun Nancy is a small black cat who goes on a lot of big adventures It took me a little bit of time to get used to the idea that I was reading a book told from the point of view of a cat I know that it sounds a little odd but give it a chance Like I mentioned this book is written from the point of view of a cat It sounds like a premise that could possibly not work that well Luckily in this case the premise definitely works The way that the book is written makes it seem not so weird that a cat is telling you her life story This book is very funny and had a lot of laugh out loud moments This is definitely a lot different than my usual book fare but in a strange way it sort of fit in to my taste Nancy is a fun narrator If you're looking for a fun read with a lot of humor Definitely take a look at this book


  4. says:

    16th book read in 2013 Number 128 out of 307 on my all time book listFollow the link below to see my video review


  5. says:

    Sex and the KittyNancy the CatPlume Books September 2011ISBN 978 0452 29742 5Trade Paperback e ARCNancy’s first memoir—she’ll certainly need as she gets older and as she says she’s leaving the door open for possible seuels—sets the record straight on her birth and early life in a small town as she awaits her destiny Anyone with Nancy’s charm beauty and wit is bound to find fame and adventure and Nancy’s journey to the high life begins with her jaunts to the local pubs where she develops a human fan baseShe also puts together Team Nancy a group of local cats whom she instructs on how to be proper fans Team Nancy includes her cranky stepcat Pip as well as Brambles a Siamese with germophobia OCD and Irritable Bowel Syndrome Bella who’s afraid of being abandoned again and the adventurous devil may care Murphy Not included in Nancy’s posse for various reasons are Bish Bash and Bosh a trio of erudite pet rats Bruce a Jack Russell suffering from small dog syndrome and Dennis the neighborhood alpha catNancy lands a part in the community theatre production of Animal Farm Things don’t go too well—suffice it to say chickens are involved Next thing you know Nancy has a blog and a Facebook account and then it happens—she gets an agent who promises her stardom but she’ll have to move to London With a few regrets Nancy leaves her family and friends behind and heads off to the big city and all it has to offer such a special feline including the possible attention of that most handsome of kitties Baron Romeo III Will this superstar of Kit E Licious cat food bring love and happiness to our Nancy?I confess I’m a solid hardcore cat lover but I ask you how could anyone resist such a feline as Nancy? This little kitty is certainly narcissistic—what cat isn’t?—but she’ll still charm the socks off anyone who’ll give her a chance and she has written a must read bestseller Go on you know you want toReviewed by Lelia Taylor December 2011


  6. says:

    Despite the fact Sex and the Kitty is billed as a ‘meowmoir’ I’m not necessarily sure how much of it is actually real actually genuine It’s obviously not all real – Cats don’t have thumbs ergo cats can’t use a computer But it’s a fun and uick read and I must admit despite the unbelievability of it all I thoroughly enjoyed Nancy’s tale It’s the kind of book where you can just kick back and read it and not worry about anything You just get lost in the sorry Nancy Kittylicious tale I mean there has never been a better book about a cat I’m generally a dog person but I was very much taken in by Nancy’s tale to become a celebrity and I admired her panache Not many people can pull off making their own team Team Nancy without sounding conceitedSex and the Kitty took me a couple of days to read on my Kindle but in reality it’s the kind of book that will merely take a couple of hours coming in just short of 200 pages I think anybody who loves cats will eat up Nancy’s tale because it’s ridiculously cute It made me laugh and it made me smile and I definitely hope Nancy writes a seuel She could totally write a fiction novel next actually I’d very much love to know who did write this because whoever did really must love cats and really managed to make this a wonderful cat novel I loved Nancy I loved germ phobic Brambles loved all the cute cats that made up the book You’ll not read a sweeter book this year this is a purrfect again sorry kitty meowmoir and I thoroughly enjoyed it


  7. says:

    Nancy is an intelligent articulate cat She writes an early autobiography charting her life from early kittenhood her first adventures into the world and her search for the perfect career in the limelightNancy’s world is one where cats are able to do many things I’ve often suspected but never uite managed to prove In her world but for the lack of opposable thumbs they’re right up there with humans The book is littered no pun intended with social references that frankly a human couldn’t make without dealing with myriad publicists Cats can be catty it would seem The social commentary is brilliant Types of cat very closely resemble types of people in their foibles and insecurities There are laugh out loud moments and many snigger to oneself I won’t uote a single one because it won’t be as funny when you read it for yourself Bought as a diversionary light read I found this book uite enchanting I’m awarding five stars because it doesn’t lapse into the unimaginative or unbelievable Of course by picking up the book you suspend disbelief but this book successfully walks that fine line


  8. says:

    It was bound to happenI read a book written by a cat LOL Nancy the Cat has written her own memoir and what a riot it isNancy isn’t like all the neighborhood cats All her kitty friends are perfectly happy sitting at home and doing kitty stuff Not Nancy She yearns for adventure and fame She signs up with a talent agent and learns all too fast that fame isn’t all that it’s cracked up to beDespite her own Facebook page and her own blog Nancy craves She falls in love with a famous kitty heartthrob but the old saying – be careful what you wish for – comes true for this kitty catThe title of this book is deceptive There is no sex in this book LOL Just a kitty cat wanting out of life just like the rest of us There are so many cute scenes that will have readers laughing all the way through this one It’s uick read and guaranteed to put cat lovers in a good moodFTC Disclosure NetGalley provided me with a copy of this book to review This did not influence my thoughts and opinions in any way All opinions expressed are my own


  9. says:

    Excellant book for people who love cats Nancy always knew she was different she was born with a thirst for adventure She gets a taste of local fame by hitching car rides in strangers cars but soon she starts team Nancy a team of fellow felines who follow her Nancy is the leader she starts a blog joins facebook and becomes a sensation and than dips her paw in the world of show business Her dream is to someday meet mr Kit e Licious the countrys number one cat star they could be the Brad and Angelina of the cat world When she gets signed by a celebrity agent it seems her dreams have come true But will the glamour puss lifestyle be all she thought it is Or will she miss teasing the birds hunting for mice roaming and sunbatheing all day This is a memoir full of silliness wit and charm It is set in England


  10. says:

    I never thought that I'd A Read a book where the main protagonist is a cat and B Love itPicture all of those feel good chick lit books that are popular You know the ones There is an ultimate goal and after a few bumps the hero prevails They aren't taxing to read they don't have much substance but they are a nice read Now picture these books set in the animal kingdomThe best part about this was not that the narrative voice was likable developed and consistent or that the plot was so simple and yet brilliant or finally that it was genuinely funny but that it was so true to the natural behaviour of cats that you begin to suspect that they actually do talk to each other and throw secret parties while their owners are outGreat read very uniue and I want


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